Make 10 albums of all new material. Tour the world in 100 days. Then fly to the moon and create Stingland.

He will then solve world peace with the wave of his hand and cure all disease.

He can do it. What, you don't think he can?

...be 59!

...think

shave - at least once

sing - "one toothbrush is enough for some of us"

say - OK enough of this winter stuff

get - hair blower and melt ice outside his house

fire - or at least build one in the fire place

tie his shoes

create a holey shirt line

reboot the holey sweater line

eat - what who cares

write an email -

come out of the closet - wearing a new holey suit

yell - "I'm not that Sting" when asked if he's going to wrestle ever again

buy - new reading glasses after dropping existing ones and breaking em

smell - the roses

sneeze - because of the roses

say - holy cow GoneFishin has over 4000 posts :D

say - holy cow GoneFishin has over 4000 posts :D

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :))))

Great Fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

But Plaster...if Sting does all that, then what will Obama do? (Aside from being muse-material for SNL).

Can he do it? YES HE CAN!

Obama will

Smoke - at least one republican a day.... :D I'm gonna get it for this
Bail out - at least one sinking row boat a week
Spend - at least one hour a day with his blackberry
Walk - the dog at least around the white house lawns with secret service in
tow with doggie doo doo pick up bags in hand.
Say - nanny nanny poo poo to Sarah Palin while in the white house or at least
think it.
Say - my health is better than yours... then have republican cough (smokers hack)... and says damned republicans :D again I'm gonna get it for this.
Drink - enough coffee to float a Starbucks store... oh wait thats me...
Watch - Startrek Next Generation and wonder "Where the hell is my Starship damnit!!!!!"
Watch - Startrek Deep Space Nine - and think - "Damn thats like a politician convention - and Quark is the worst of em..."
Watch - Startrek DS9 and think - love those Ferengi rules of acquisition especially rule 65.....
Watch - Startrek Voyager - and think "I look like Tuvok"
Watch - Startrek Voyager - and think "I want one of those 7 of 9's in my office"
Say - Damn you GoneFishing I don't smoke Republicans

Before you go googling for the rules... #65. Win or lose, there's always Hyperian beetle snuff.

As Obama would phrase it himself....

"Many will think, and some will say, that Sarah Palin is SMOKIN'!"

Row boat? The whole ship capsized last year and now is threatening to go down to the absolute bottom.

At this point in the economy, I want to get the bottom of a bottle of ABSOLUT vodka....or Gray Goose...or Kettle One...

You know, if Obama got every Evangelical Christian to tithe 10% of their earnings... they could pay for the world's poorest needs.

Atheists hear me: If you pass this on, you are doing what is right.

' hypocrites! '

Sorry I hijacked.

!tropS, In addition to what Gonefishin has already explained,

Obama will:

create the first cyborg

genetically engineer the first pair of human wings and market it them

fight a hurricane, and win.

develop "Obama shoes" that makes you instantly smart enough to rule the world in a peaceful but stern manner.

give monkeys the right to vote

designate Komodo dragons as the new domesticated house pet

reveal that aliens do exist, and he is their leader.

.... I just wish it was my row boat that was being bailed out ....

.... getting tired of hearing well get a job then. Would love to but there are certain things that a runnethed over by a car who still has a slight gimp can't do. Like I can't lift 75 pounds on a regular basis. If I'm on the pain killers my attention span lasts less time than.... wooo purty butterfly... what was I saying? Oh yeah my attention span is shorter than... dust ball knarly... what was I typing? Oh thats right if I'm on my pain meds my attention span is shorter than a three year old trying to eat grass, bark, chase doggie, tackle goose, tackle duck, go swimming, chase the cute way out of your ball park kid girl.... um what was I comparing my attention span to again... I got lost staring at Sarah Palin's or was that Trini's favorite If On A Winters Nights backup singers photo again... I can't stand on my feet for more than 4 hours a day at a time. Because of my hearing loss (especially if you won't provide the equipment or insist I use those goofy headsets) can't answer the phones.... sorry gripping on that one but I didn't get a job because of this already - and yes I filed a complaint. Can't play bicycle delivery person... see gimp with limp. Can't play UPS driver... see can't lift 75 pounds due to hip/knee... why the job placement person wants to keep applying me to these types of jobs I don't know....

OK so I'm not the young hot female but I can do what my resume says I can do.........

OK enough grippping... I'll bail my own damned sinking row boat .... :D

I hope Sting is heading to the studio soon... otherwise Weirder me is gonna sing "One limping gimp is enough for some of us...."

Hows that for hijacking :D

reunite the Police to face his ultimate challenge

Run & hide from his fanatic fans!

"Evangelical Christian to tithe 10% of their earnings..."

1) Probably most true EC's do tithe 10%, or more
2) Obama & Rahm & Gang probably don't
3) Do you? I can't say that I do either.
4) What does this have to do with cost of beans in China? We should do our own part to make this world better a place than waht we found it in. Not everything can be legislated nor can it be left to the free-will of the people.

Maybe you should email me !tropS?

But in brief:

1) The article says 4-6%
2) That doesn't stop you but they should
3) I do. If you follow, so should you.
4. Nothing to do with beans. This could feed, clothe and shelter the naked. Remember that bit?

Epilogue...sorry I must have missed that article you are referring to. Was there a previous thread to all of this? I was just responding simply to what you wrote in this thread.

10% is 10%. Give Caesar's his due and the Lord's His.

On #2...why should THEY stop me? I don't get it? Please clarify.

Happy Thanksgiving Folks!

Sorry everyone else.

I made a hyperlink called 'hypocrites' ... click here

I give what I am able - no need to boast - but 10% is just a guide. God loves a cheerful giver! :)

On #2 : What I or others do isn't important, it's between you and Jesus. He's the one we claim to follow, so make it real.

"Give thanks to the Lord always, and again, I say give thanks!"

Happy Thanksgiving!