Ah thats better, a nice new spacious rock to rest under! We're gona need some decoration for the walls tho!! ;) Don't disturb Kipperbug he's hibernating in the basement!!

Well Good Sting got his lute back but it won't last long because it looks like Evil Sting got his way and is getting ready to ROCK out again!! But who knows what could happen around here!!

I need a drink!! Guinness anyone?....

And what is suposed Good Sting to do while Evil Sting rocks? I wonder....

Conjure new fairytales with shocking outcomes by the pool.

That is the better Sting.

IfYouThere you probably have no idea what we're talking about, we're not complete lunatics - honestly, lol, you might want to read the last hijackers thread tho, and perhaps the one before that, I can't even remember when we invented this Good Sting & Evil Sting thing, but theres a Sting quote in the last thread which proves its true!! lol! :D And Kipperbug, erm... ask Gonefishing about that!! ;)

Micra, Good Sting needs to be working on his new album whilst Evil Sting tours with the Police - oh if only! LOL!! :P

Yeah, it's true... but keep Kipperbug far from him!!! let him sleep!

Yes definitely, don't worry I locked the basement door!! Bwahahahaha!!! ;)

Great I think I just found the Police under the rock too :P

Well done LD!

Gonefishing: :D

KIPPER BUG LIVES. Thank God I thought he was dead there for awhile.
And Lady D. I think we are a little bit lunatic aren't we, but we do have fun

Yeah Evil Sting is in the Basement now rehearsing and Kipper just got woke up. Keep that dang basement door locked, This could be fun.

Thanks to Draugdur for this pic. This is definetly Evil Sting rehearsing in the basement. Kipper just keeps pounding and yelling let me out.

So it's already Episode 3... I have to admit I totally missed Episode 1 and 2... Who's winning ?

Not Kipper Bug that's for sure. I wonder how Evil Sting will hide that fact that he is the one doing THe Police Reunion. He must have kidnapped good Sting and hid him somewhere. OMG do you think he's in the basement too. Or is he just preparing Good Sting to do this Police Reunion. Whipping him in to shape so to speak. Mooooowahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody peek down the basement. Just don't let Evil Sting see you. I think the record company is paying him.

Wow I really think we need to read the threads better. We keep repeating things that have already been posted or asked and NOW especially we are sounding redundant as people are so excited about this Reunion possibility, so
read through the threads more carefully we're getting a little dizzy on here with our heads full of Police dreams.

I think we have 3 Henry Padovani threads now.

This is the best place to talk about what I have to say... I don't think that bringing up the Coco Sumner And The Ladyboys thread would do any good, but I've just been aware that Coco had actually said she was reading this forum...

I should read better sometimes because I was totally unaware of that... until yesterday. I think Micra you had contact with her...

So she was actually sad about what we said (or some said) in the thread ? I didn't quite understand what was the deal... And god I hope it has nothing to do with the Brandnew's pictures... You know lol ! :D That would be sooo bad ! I think I'm on the blacklist forever then hahaha... I mean, I just would like to know, did she mention anythnig about that ?

Thanks to answer my feared doubts...

@brandnew:
she didn't mention our innocent pic thread, nevertheless I send her a message to explain her how things went. She replied thanking me for explaining her the situation. I swore her our heart was pure.

She was angry for some comments about her "professionality" on singing and playing, and the quality of her songs. She said we were been very rude with her. I also tried to explain that it was just love that makes fans speak, and that we wished her all the luck and fortune in music field.
That's all....

Thank god you're are here Micra ! I was ready to buy a rope and a chair :)

Thanks a lot for explaining to her, even if now I know why she never answers my desperate attempt to contact her on myspace :D You know, the kind of little innocent message just to try to get an answer and maybe showing her how funny I can be :) Anyway, the quest is close for me, I'll have find someone else... Does Sting has another beautiful daughters who doesn't come on Stingus ???

LOL!!!!!!! there are Katie and Mickey... dunno if they read Stingus.... seems like all the world is connected with it since some weeks, guess why? LOL!
p.s.: they are major aged, both models and actresses, so I don't think I make a crime posting their pics.... :D

Coco reads this forum? Now I'm really scared! *crawls off to hide in shame*

Don't tell me Draugdur, if I have to add all the stupid jokes I made bout her, I could build a 3000 feets building in Manhattan.

Well, that was no jokes : more "comments", they were no jokes I made about her, except compliments...:)

Ok : that's not true neither --> I'm making mistake in the really worst appropriate moments OF COURSE : it was not jokes but COMPLIMENTS ! :D

Thank you Micra for the pictures, of course they are both beautiful (guess who's the fault). But I think the yellow dress decided finally ! :D

She's really nice...

Thank you Micra for the pictures, of course they are both beautiful (guess who's the fault). But I think the yellow dress decided finally ! :D

She's really nice...

Yes that picture is very beautiful, but.. is that Mickey or Kate?! I can't tell!! lol!

I would bet that brandnew!!! lol! She is Mickey, 3 years ago....
And Mickey again, a little younger and long haired (why, oh why she cut those wonderful hair..?)

Mickey is beautiful! In a way that does not remind me of her father, but it doesn't matter! That face...

Mickey on left, Katie on right

Take a look at this second pic, that is just to sweet... She looks so feminin it's great... Haaa... if woman could grab my neck like that :D

Have you seen this :

Supanet.com

Quote --> "Somewhere in between millions of Police albums and a jazz-rock solo career, Sting managed to produce Mickey Sumner.
Mickey splits her time between a career as a model and working as an artist."

She's number ten of the "most elligible women in England". Why is that ?

Last year a Men Magazine (a luxury one, don't think to Playboy, please) made a chart with a readers' survey on who they thought was the most elegible "bachelorette"..... Micket just ranked 10th on the Top Ten.
Criteria were look, elegance, patrimonial situation (lol!), social visibilty....

Katie ranked among the Top Ten best dressed women in UK.

So, it's not like eligible for ruling over England ? Because I would begin to be suspicious about Sting's true goal then... First Commander of The British Empire, then Dowland's, and now Mickey ! Where will he stops to take over England !

BWUAHHHH brandnew, great as always!!! You are always sooo funny, thank you for delighting us with your posts!!! :D

LOL! Huum.. no I think it means Mickey is an eligible "bachelorette" (ie a good catch) not eligible for the throne, but I could be wrong!! ;)

Anyhoo, Sting can take over England any day, I won't protest!! ;)

So much for the hideout thread.

Okay.... I'm sad now... A big feeling of emptyness is taking control of me... I have to admit it... Now it's the time... Of course Mickey is wonderful, of course if she asked me on a date, I would say yes (well, I would probably more wake up from a dream)... But still... It's not the same... I MISS COCO !

Start a new CoCo thread brandnew. Use it to tout her talents and your admiration and keep it up to snuff. We will be supportive if anyone isn't they can go to Siberia. Of course you have about 5 years before you can do that but what the heck.

:D

My dear Franny, if I could dare doing that I would be so happy, but don't forget she probably read my posts (or have a vague idea of that guy named Brandnew)... And I think I prefer to hide in the Hijackers thread she won't read... And probably make poetry about her and then send anonymous flowers to her :D (that would be a reason for a Police reunion ! I mean, a Police reunion at my home !)

This is the set list for Kippers new album:


'Ding Ding' - Kipper featuring Jason Rebello
'My Generation' - Kipper featuring Jenny-Lynn Smith
'To Be Free' - Kipper featuring Neil Stacey
'We Come In Peace' - Kipper featuring Tommy Blaize
'Carte D'Amour' - Kipper featuring Dominic Miller
'Everything I Don't Need' - Kipper featuring Judie Tzuke
'A Thousand Years' - Kipper featuring Sting
'A303' - Kipper featuring Richard Barrett
'But For The Grace Of You' - Kipper featuring Curtis Stigers
'When You Come Around' - Kipper featuring Richard Marx
'Grace' - Kipper featuring Joy Rose
'As Doors Close' - Kipper featuring Mike Lindup
'Ophelia' - Kipper


They are only available in the
Bang & Olufsen record shops I gather.

Stop jumping up and down Kipper, we know you did goo.

Yes Yes Kipper you can have that box of cookie in the cupboard now. They fuinaly let you out of the basement I see. You must have been driving Evil Sting nuts. Is Good Sting still down there????????

Has someone seen good Sting? I can't locate him here in Florence...

OK who let Kipper out of the basement?! He's making a right mess around here, Gonefishing we're gona need your net again..... :P

Oops Kipperbug i mean, of course! ;)

Well Kipperbug deserves a little freeedom now but someone put him in his room at least the mess will be contained. They have to let Good Sting out again to finish this Lute tour. Or he won't do The Police Reunion. But I think after the Disney Concert he was back in the basement rehearsing. Stewart and Andy were at his house in Melibu. But he probably has the Florence tickets in his pocket and forgot to give them to the vendors. That's typical. Or Kipperbug ate them.

OMG!!! If Kipperbug ate Florence tickets then I'm lost!!!! Please, check if Good Sting has forgotten them in his pockets!!! We can't find them here, and I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown!!!!

I've tried to ask Mickey's friendship on Myspace... At first I thought : damn it, she only accept if we know her email adress, or her last name... I left the page... then ten minutes later I thought : well, actually I do know her last name ! :D

If she accepts, I'll tell her there's nothing between Coco and I anymore :D that I chose her instead ! :D

Great brandnew, let me know how teh story goes!!!!

You are serious ? :D

yes... :D!!!!

Well, ok, i'll tell you everything ! :)

Ok, I've made it... Not sure for how long... Just had time to send 9suspended cellphone.... Now I think I'll be banished, but it was a nice experience. She has a lot of great pics :)

Brandnew your gonna have two sumners gunning for you and no tale to tell in the end...

Correction 9 is gonna get suspended in zero gravity gee 9 tell the universe your cell phone number :P

we want to see all the pics...... at least, I should like to see them.. lol!

:D

But on a new thread brandnew. Just do a whole Mickey/ Coco thread. That way you can speak to them directly when you need too. But watch out for that Shotgun that Stings gonna be carrying.

:))

I think I'm going to step down for a while, I feel I'm becoming a little sissy right now, I think I need to date some real girls, it won't do me any bad...

Good idea brandnew!!! I hope it will do you a lot of good!!!! (..mmmh, said by me... well, I wish you better luck than mine...LOL! :D)

I give up on that stuff. But you go for it brandnew there is a girl out there for you.

thanks Fran !

We have really had a heyday hijacking threads this past week. So we better get back to hijacking this one and let Humnilation by sting.com die a peaceful but welcomed death.

Aww back to the official hijacking thread... don't know what I'm hijacking this time but I'm hijacking it...

You're just Hijacking out of general principles.

OK now that we are pretty sure about this maybe Evil Sting will let Sting out of the basement and go rehearse for real with everybody else. Like Stewart and Andy. We under the Rock are waiting anxiously to come out in the sunshine to witness this incredible, inevitable cosmic experience but it is not the Second coming of Christ people. So just cool your jet and wait for it.

But it is the second coming of the Police!!! :D

Wow Franny, look how many posts you have, I could never catch up now! :-0

Nor shall I.... flipping through martian to english dictionary and still can't spell to save my wife.

One word posts for 1,000
Opps a few words to many

Java it does ones insanity a ton of good.... But a bee sting to the butt doesn't

*rant commensing*

Umphhh, I want STING back, the whole Sting and nothing but Sting!!!!

He hasn't even started this Police tour yet and already I have Sting (solo Sting) withdrawal symptoms! That can't be good!!!

I can't stand being in limbo any longer, I just want Sting himself to pop up and tell us exactly whats happening! Until then I am officially not taking part in discussions and specualtion about every tiny little detail of a possible Police tour... well at least not right now anyway, tomorrow we'll see!! ;)

*rant over*

OH heck Lady D I was that far behind you at one time

Piffle they think there in Vancouver rehearsing HA HA. Kepp it down down there guys. The Grammy's aren't aren't until the 11th of next month.

Less than 5 hours away from me in good traffic and me with no blasted pass port. grummmmp

Get a passport Gonefishing and lets do a road trip.
Ok I think Frannymac needs to go under the rock for awhile too and stop concentrating on this damn Police Reunion. It has been frustrating and exciting all at the same time. But ia hve posted til my fingers have dropped off almost.

Hey Gonefishing since when do you need a passport o go to Canada????????? I didn't hide out a long as I thought I would.

If you go by plane to Canada you now need one.... same with Mexico. As I recall they (US) will do same with U.S. citizen going by car. Funny or not funny is a friend of mine flying from Anchorage Alaska to Seattle, Washington needed a passport because they were flying over Canadian airspace - at least thats what the friend told me.

I can't believe the crap they are puttting people through just for the sake of Homeland Security. Last time I went into Canada (July 2001) all they asked for was ID not even a birth certificate. And better get your passport early , because now there is a waiting period. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They didn't even ask me for that the last time I went - just where I was from.

I said to my friend how stupid it was but added if they went over that area in Canada where we had gone fishing one year I probably would have jumped out of the plane - made sure I had the fishing pole but forget both the passport and with my luck the parachute :D And with luck making a splashing entrance into Canada - hopefully without landing near an Orca...

I dated a girl today... Well... It's harder than chatting....

HA HA HA HA Gonefishing I feel the same way. The only people they are making misereable is US folks. Congratulations brandnew, hope it was a good date.

I have a hard time understanding the camparisons between The Police and Sting. It is all so ridiculous. It doesn't matter who you like better or the guy sittng next to you. It has all been great music no matter how you look at it. You may prefer The Police to Sting or vice versa but we obviously have enjoyed the music at some time or other. Who cares who people think is better. Guess what it's still Sting and we are all fans or we wouldn't be here.
Love The Police Love Sting and have a great time with all of it. "Don't worry Be Happy"

Speaking of hijacks... did anyone happen to notice that our sight seems to have been taken over by a drunk guy who's nick name is Stew who thinks it's 1980? I was just wondering, cause I don't think I'm goin crazy again yet.

Correction, thats a drunk bald guy named Stew. Silly me.

Yep I did! ROFL!! :D

OK I need sleep! Goodnight!!

What did I miss you guys. Oh By The way Mr T is back over analyzing everything again

I think all the discussins about the whys and wherefors are getting a little silly about this Reunion. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd rather have Mr. T "over analyze" than Bono2000 shoving the Police down our throats and having little Cindy from the Brady Bunch cussing us out.... Granted I did post the in the beginning god hired a creation sternographer....
:p

Oh I am not complaining about Mr T's editorials I rather missed them actually.
The pot needs to be stirrred and bubble over once in awhile. But not too much UNTIL after The Police perform.

These threads have really gotten to the point where everyone is a critic of the threads. It's like we can't have fun anymore without someone getting mad.
Just don't pay attention to those threads you don't like if you think their silly FINE but don't berate the rest of us for having fun. Start your own thread if you have something more serious to discuss. And most of us don't think The Police Reuniting is The Second Coming although I have felt that vibe too at times. And if people think it is SO WHAT let them be excited about the whole thing. I really think I have had enough it is getting wierder and wierder on here these days and feels rather strange.

Maybe we're all just going nuts... a little too far this time !

Maybe so brandnew but I don't see where those of us that have been here for a long time are doing anything differently then we always have. We get serious when it is warranted and have fun when it is warranted. but it does feel diffrent on here for some reason.

a lot of new posting people maybe, due to the Police reunion... Maybe it's the testosterona I have been asking for in the "how many men on Stingus" thread... Well, now that I'm looking back in time, a voice is telling me we were more happy with the Physique threads... :D

Boy do I agree with that one brandnew. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But it isn't just the men that are posting that's making it strange. I understand all the musicians and their reasonings, it's ALL those that know Nothin Bout Sting.
I am a musician so I get that part of it. Although I haven't musiced to much in my old age. LOL LOL

Lol, I agree too!! ;) I wouldnt discourage any new posters, not at all, but I think there are a load of new members who are solely "Police fans" from the old days, who havn't taken any notice of Sting since he left the Police until now, and thats fine but I think a few of them are still a bit angry at Sting for leaving the Police in the first place, for some reason, and its creating a bit of an atmosphere!! They just need to lighten up a bit and get used to our sillyness!! Feel the Sting love people!! ;)

You said it Lady D.

ah ah ah... to much testosterona.... great brandnew! I agree with Franny and LD. They don't know nothing 'bout Sting and still angry with him for disbanding The Police. Other comments after February 7.

It has been suggested that this upcoming Police Reunion is being treated like the Second Coming of Christ. Compared to the hype of the Super Bowl The Police Reunion looks like a Sunday school picnic People just love what they love. DA BEARS but I really do like Peyton Manning SO good luck to both teams. They have also touted The Police on the Grammys through the whole of the super bowl hype shows. (maybe they should have got them to play the halftime show)

Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts and Peyton Manning.

I don't know anything about american football, but this week we have to stop the Italian Soccer Championship because of riots between Catania and Palermo hooligans. They killed a policeman. This is real madness!

Oh no rioters at an soccer match killed a member of the Police - so much for the reunion tour rumor :P.

Sorry to read about that Micra.

I think they were all too loaded to start a riot at the Superbowl. Not funny Gonefishing. tee hee
That's awful micra you see The Police aren't near as big as a sports venue.
SO they are not the Second Coming they're just a really nice bunch of guys with a good band. RIGHT!!!!!!!!

Not funny yet I hear you giggling ;-)

Yeah I heard that Micra!! :/ I think Italians are even more crazy about football than we Brits are!!!

Well Franny, the Police havn't toured together for over TWENTY years, thats pretty big!! ;)

Yeah but it is not the Second COming. If we said that someone would come and really give us Hellfire and Brimstone. Or Brimstone and Treacle.

Ok this stripper issue has gone beyond reason. It is a matter of choice on whether you go or not. It's alright either way you choose but it is not that big a deal. In the U.S., and I'm not saying people are not exploited, it is an adult choice to be a stripper. I have noticed most males are older than your average female stripper, usually it's college boys making money to pay their way through school. You'd be surprized how many medical students do this for the extra cash. They are not always sleazy clubs either some are very up scale. Mostly women go to the professional shows put on by production companys's I have never been to a female strip show so I couldn't tell ya how those work. But some local clubs have shows on the weekends.For the most part it is all in good fun and a very good laugh. Don't make too much out of it. And don't knock it either. Chippendales may be coming to a Casino near you.

And that is my last word on the matter. I think after all the HOOPLA on these threads lately. Just relax and enjoy the ride.

Franny I love the way you come in this thread and just let it all out!! he he! :) I wonder if anyone else but us few actually reads this thread, lol!

Wow just look at our little Kipperbug, he's really growing up!! Makes you feel proud doesnt it?!!



Lol!!! ;)

Yes he is doing good things right now. I wish I could get a hold of this album. I know Joy Rose is singing on it and I love her voice so much. Kipper even has a My Space in the U.S. and the U.K. I feel so proud of our Kipperbug. But do we want him to produce Stings next solo album Hmmmmm Good Question huh?????????

http://www.myspace.com/kippermusic

I do use this thread for a sounding board because I know only a few of us read it. I am just venting. And I don't care if the people who know me read it.

Anybody watching The Grammy's tonight???????????? (sorry just had to do it)

OMG... Grammys, tour dates, pictures, videos, live webcast announcement - rehearsals!! Its all too much to take in at once!!!! :-0

*and breathe*

No but I did see the Grammy's the other night..
Just had to do that... well back to the rock

Amidst all The Police craziness:

Happy Valentine Day from micra too!!!

I just love all the new people who have jumped on the Police band wagon and don't really have a clue what it's all about. But We will welcome them with open arms. While the rest of us of the Olde Guarde can tell them a thing or two.

Very well said, Franny!

allow me to hijack yet once again:

HERBIE HANCOCK / LIONEL LOUEKE / NATHAN EAST / VINNIE COLAIUTA
Tour Dates 2007

Friday, April 20, 2007 TBA Brisbane, Australia
Saturday, April 21, 2007 TBA Brisbane, Australia
Monday, April 23, 2007 TBA Sydney, Australia
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 TBA Sydney, Australia
Thursday, April 26, 2007 Canberra Theatre Canberra, Australia
Friday, April 27, 2007 TBA Adelaide, Australia
Saturday, April 28, 2007 TBA Adelaide, Australia
Monday, April 30, 2007 Concert Hall Perth, Australia
Thursday, May 03, 2007 Hamer Hall Melbourne, Australia
Saturday, May 05, 2007 Michael Fowler Center Wellington, New Zealand
Sunday, May 06, 2007 ASB Theatre Auckland, New Zealand

oh man, Australia is going to get a heavy dose of the maestro in spring time. i am utterly envious.

OH this isn't good. Kipper and Dominic are under the rock now. Not good not good at all.... it appears they are talking about the old days... hmmm.

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are crying in their beer too. That's too sad because it's Guiness.
Thanks glarbage. I think I'll go to New Zealand. I'd like to visit the Hobbits.

LOL Franny!!

Hey James Morrison just won the Brit for Best Male!! He's produced by Kipper!! Well done James and Kipperbug, he he! :)

Herbie is now going to tour Aus and NZ with Vinnie? Wow, that'd be the gig I would really yearn to see this year. Have you seen those clips from the European tour yet, glarb? Just awe inspiring...no human should be that damn amazing. He has even more freedom than while he was playing with Jeff...which come to think of it, doesn't this all seem like deja vu in some way? Somewhat reminiscent of the Beck tour (which I still am sore about not getting a ticket for :) in the way that they are going on the road for brief tours spread out over a stretched out period of time. Maybe just maybe Hancock will bring this lineup to the US and this time, I will paying closer attention to venues and ticket sales. It's a long shot, he toured the US last year with a different band, but one can hope, right? :)
By the way, I turned down an offer to see the Madison Square Garden show. ;) My brother and sister-in-law were stunned when I told them I wasn't interested enough to cross the street to see a free gig, why the hell would I waste my cash and have to travel? So they are most likely taking two of her friends and they will surely enjoy themselves drinking and talking the whole time while being able to claim that they were there to witness the nostalgia act.

I would surely love to see the Herbie Hancock show. It sounds thrilling. I would love to see The Police. But it has gotten so crazy that I am just going to bide my time to see how close they get on the second leg of the tour. If I get to fine if I don't fine. I will live vicariously through a DVD of their gigs,
Good for Kipper. I still would love to get a hold of his CD but it is hard to find here in the U.S.

yea baht i've seen those Switzerland clips on youtube. the stuff he plays confounds me. from his reaction, it's easy to see how much Hancock loves Vinnie's flair and finesse during that solo he takes on Actual Proof. do you know if the whole show is available on dvd? supposedly it is on that dime thing, but i can't get on that.
by the way, i think youre a FOOL for turning down the Police tickets, if you really did! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! :)

Just for you baht and glarbage

is that the Pray for the fool photo?

which I don't think are fools but...

Ahhhhhhhh their so cute in that pic.

I pitty the fool ;-) Really, I do.

ROTFLMFAO....turned down an offer to see the Madison Square Garden show. He , he, ha, ha... LOL

Are you out of your mind. WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahahaha

I think you need to go to the Doctor. Of all people to turn down a show.

Ok I get it now Policenut. You were just giving baht a stinger.

:) So as far as you are concerned I am a FOOL :)
Really I would be no fun at all to be attending a Police concert with. I know this, I admit it. I 'd be scrutinizing the players' skills, really listening with intent concentration, just as I do at all shows I go to.
So it even goes beyond my previous remark about how I wouldn't even cross the street blah blah blah. Why would I want to go to the concert and be a killjoy for everyone else? See, I am quite the considerate guy...am I not? :)
And if I can get my grubby little fingers on a bootlegged copy of that Hancock AVO Switzerland gig, I'll let you know. If you didn't already know, here is the setlist:
Actual Proof / Watermelon Man / Stitched Up /Maiden Voyage
Virgin Forest / Cantaloupe Island / Chameleon
I'm determined to get a copy and I will e-mail you if I do....even though you call me FOOL and get tickets to see Jeff Beck without letting me know the tour was coming to my very own backyard. See, that's just how sweet a guy I can be. :)

That was a good stinger Policenut. It was just a joke baht, just a joke.

It is amazing to me that such friends can be made on a site like this because we have a common interest, even if we don't always see eye to eye on everything. I am grateful for the friendships that I have developed over the years with people on this site.

OUR KIPPER: Thank God we he got his hair cut.

They finally let Sting out to go and do his Lute tour. But they made him swear he'd come back and rehearse some more for The Police Tour. They know he;ll be back. He'd be foolish to give up all that money. And if Trudie doesn't buy a new castle, he might actually get to spend some of it.

This is someones take on what happened backstage after they performed on
The Grammy"s Remember it's a joke:

"A MUST read for all us Police freaks.

By GEOFF JOHNSTON
Published: February 15, 2007

It's Grammy night. Having just finished a rousing medley of the Police's greatest hits, guitarist Andy Summers, drummer Stewart Copeland and bassist/vocalist Sting gather backstage to bathe in the afterglow of yet another reunion performance.


Hey Gordon, Gordy, Gordo, the big Gord man, how's tricks?
Subject(s): Police reunion SUMMERS: That felt good.

COPELAND: Not bad. Not great, but OK.

STING: You managed to get through it without noticeably degrading the integrity of your snare drum.

COPELAND: I'm sorry, what?

STING: Like, a few years ago at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony when you blew open your snare.

COPELAND: I was trying to play over the sing-along din of your Top 40 friends.

STING: They weren't my friends.

COPELAND: Well, I certainly ain't mates with Gwen Stefani or John Mayer.

SUMMERS: I ran into Steven Tyler at a CVS Pharmacy a little while ago, and he was all like—

COPELAND: Shut up, Andy.

STING: Andrew, the grown-ups are talking.

COPELAND: Seriously, Gordon. When are we going to get back on track with this whole thing? You've had your little solo career, you've indulged the acting bug, you've mastered the Klingon language and you've effortlessly crossed over into adult contemporary and light jazz. What more do you want?

STING: My name's not "Gordon." It's "Sting." And Sting wants to have sex with that snack table for several hours.

COPELAND: Snack what?

STING: Over there with all the finger foods and hors d'oeuvres. Whenever Three 6 Mafia is done wolfing down shrimp toast, I'm going to go over there and have sex with that snack table for 12 hours straight.

COPELAND: Real cute. That shit was funny maybe last century. But far be it from the magnificently talented Gordon Sumner to perform any worthwhile original material since, like, 1984.

STING: It's Sting. For the last time, please call me by my proper name.

COPELAND: For the last time, your proper name is Gordon Matthew Sumner. You arrogant cock-hole!

SUMMERS: Sometimes people will ask me if we're related, and I have to tell them that your last name is "Sumner" with an N and my last name is "Summers" with two M's. Also, there's an S at the end. So, I think those would be the most noticeable differences between—

STING: Andy, I want you to go find me a massive block of ice, and then I want you to sculpt it into a life-size replica of me. Then I want you to put the ice sculpture of me next to that snack table over there and then I will have sex with it for four consecutive days or until it completely melts into a pool, whichever comes first. Wait, strike that last part. Even if it melts into a pool, I will continue to have tantric intercourse with it for four successive days.

COPELAND: My balled-up fist is about to have tantric intercourse with your stupid face.

SUMMERS: We could record a cover of the theme song to Cops. That would be cheeky, eh? The Police covering the Cops theme, right? Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they —

COPELAND: Shut the fuck up, Andy.

STING: Andy, please do shut up.

Ok so you may not find that funny but it is sort of. Poor Andy!!!!!! Maybe he should hook up with Kipper Bug.

Evil Sting loved it.

Are they fighting or are they laughing ??? It's so funny and at the same time, I hope they don't fight too much... That they will ho happy through the tour...
We need them to be more happy...

It's so strange that Sting is so boring when he talks on stage or when there's a camera, and then, when he's with his boys in a paper interview or a unprepared interview, he's so funny... I don't understand that, he could rock on interviews if he stopped repeating the same stuffs...

Brandnew, Did you ever heard that Sting is a shy man ?
Parfois la gêne cause des blocages...!

Here's a Sting's pic after the Grammy. His outfit reminds me some pics of "Soul Cages" time.

Ok we had better keep Kipper in the basement awhile longer so he doesn't give good Sting any bad ideas. We are however sending Evil Sting on the tour just to make sure good Sting stays with the program. For all you newbies we love Evil Sting he's the one who talked Good Sting into getting The Police back together.

There are 2 sides to every Sting.

And now there are four Sting's (labyrinth dvd)!! What shall we call the other two?! :D

Great picture Seagull, yeah I was thinking the same thing!! Check out the boots, dya think theyre the same ones as these?!




He he!! ;)

Actually it was insane Sting that talked to normal Sting.... now we shall wait and see which Sting will be the Ding-go-ling Sting

Ok we have:

Good Sting
Evil Sting
Eclectic Sting
Tantric Sex Sting

Ok you do better.or
Insane Sting
Bipolar Sting. no that would go with insane
I know "Horribly Sexy Sting" That sounds better than Tantric sex Sting

Lol! Bipolar Sting is funny!

Yea those are the same boots. Found a website on Bipolar Celebrities and Sting is on the list. This article says Are we sure??????


http://bipolar.about.com/cs/celebs/a/sting.htm

The same site that lists him as bipolar:

http://bipolar.about.com/cs/celebs/a/bl_celebrities.htm

Nah, Sting's not bipolar, on the labyrinth dvd he jokes about John Dowland being bipolar, he wouldnt joke about it if he was!! If Sting did say that about being manic-depressive in the Police I think he meant it as a result of his situation, not a medical condition!!

So then, how about we have:

Good Sting
Evil Sting
Happy Sting
Sad Sting

Happy Sting is Sting now, Sad Sting is a Sting of the past - from the Police and his early solo career, and sometimes comes back to haunt Happy Sting, but mostly Sad Sting and Happy Sting are at one with each other!! In fact they could join together and become Balanced Sting, then we have a spare Sting, how about Chocolate-covered Sting - that one's just for us!!! :D

what is bipolar ?

Sorry to say it but...only a lithium taker could write a song such "Lithium Sunset".
That song could be used as an example to describe what to be a bipolar is like.
And Sting's frency in everything he does, is very thipical of bipolar people....they should avoid inerthia, they should do something, if they stops, they fall in deep depression.....loads of creative artist are bipolar, I think Sting has learned to balance and use for good his condition.

I LOVE Lithium Sunset sooo much....is such a deep, extraordinary song!!!!

Bwahahahaha Lady D that was good. Balanced Sting, Chocolate covered Sting!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Ghosting may be right if he is Bipolar he has learned to overcome it by his practice of Yoga which has so many aspects to put your life in order with no help from medication. But he could just be a manic depressive and has overcome that too. He seems like he is OK now whatever he is doing.
So all of us Freudian analysts here need to just enjoy the music and WHO CARES if he is Bipolar or Manic Depressive. He seems balanced now and we can just enjoy him.

Reading about that subject, I remembered I had the article following:

Sting Mental Health 2002

Everyone has their ups and downs. We all face problems. None of us has the right to judge other people. There ’s still a real prejudice when it comes to people admitting they have a mental health problem. We need to tackle this stigma so people can speak out and get help.
For me, it ’s been important to realise that I need some kind of balance in my life. There have been periods when I have been in a dark place. I was in a bad way during my Police days. I suppose I discovered that success didn't automatically bring happiness. I couldn’t have got through this time without support from my friends and family.
I ’m very lucky because creating music is great therapy in itself and works both sides of the brain. There are lots of other things that I do to help me relax. I ’ve been doing yoga for ten years, which helps me focus my mind. In yoga, you learn that the mind and the body are intrinsically linked. And it ’s essential to keep them both in good shape

I remember reading it...its very brave of him to front and speak up like that...what I think is that Sting is a very sensitive person...

Ok it seems to me like a lot of people on here, especially the musicians, do not take some of us very seriously and that our opinions don't count for much.
But a lot of us know more than they think. I am a musician but I have not played in awhile because of arthritis. But my disabilities do not mean I don't know MUSIC. We all have our own opinions but I wish we wouldn't get ignored so much by certain other people. Some of us have had wide and vast experiences with Music. Trust me I have heard it all including some of the chopped and screwed rap that is out there. I am willing to hear anything at least once. And so do a lot of us.

No drunk posting...oops! I think I broke my awn rule.

See what I mean recent posts prove my point. Arghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

So I'm here Gonefishing where are you. I may hide out for the rest of this tour. All the years of whining about The Police, here there are finally together and there is still a lot of whining. Anybody want some cheese.

So just someone talk to Evil Sting and tell him to make sure Good Sting Lute does the songs The Police way.

I'm back.... got delayed hijacked fished out creamed misplaced and lost oh wait the last two are pretty much the same

Nope this cave doesn't look right either...

Let's see.... do i have enough power to kill this thread.....

no it can't be killed

Nope only Gonefishing has the say when this thread can be put to sleep.

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