If you met Sting what would want to ask him?

no "will you merry me"....sorry, he's mine! ;)

I seriously would like to know if he really waxes in his ass...and why, because who's going to look in there?

I know it's imature...but I still find the ass thing funy...

I would say,"Please just one more try with those two other guys and when is Last Exit getting back together?"." Or please do one more album with the radioactors".(I remember some horrendous song called nuclear waste,or something!)

Stingirl - difficult question.I really have no idea.Maybe I will swallow my tongue.If I meet STING I will probably forget my name, I don't know!
Otherwise there are so many questions,but easy ''will you merry me'' is for you- just keep away from Trudie!!!

I would ask him...perhaps...how long did it take to master the sun salutation in Astanga Yoga when he began his practice 13 years ago;-)

Item: I just started an Asthanga Yoga course (having done some Hatha Yoga before) and wasn't able to get all the 12 positions into a flow! sigh:-( Well, I have to practice a lot, I know that.....

Otgher question perhaps would be whether he has ever musically studied Heinrich Schütz (his motets:-))

Hmm... I find quite a lot to ask him if I am thinking about it for a minute......

If another band wanted to trade the best sax player in the world for Kipper would you make the trade?

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Espresso or tea?

How much wood could Kipper chuck if Kipper could chuck wood?

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Why did you name your stand up brian and why havent' we seen him lately?

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What inspired you to write Book of my life or Ghost Story...

@ Gonefishing..you aren't serious, are you? Brian is called Brian because of "The Life of Brian" (Monty Python), so I think. Sting once compared a temple in India looking like something from "The Sense of Life", so obviuosly he is a big Monty Python fan...knows all the movies apparently.

And Book of my Life was written at the same time he was writing his autobiography. He tried to channel his thoughts in expressing them both in a prose text and his music....you can look up that stuff at sting.com and also in some interviews in Radio and TV (some of them are really detailed)

Ghost Story is about his father.

But the Kipper questions are definitely worth asking him!! I second that:-)))

--- when have I been serious... ok a few times. More questions some not serious but what the heck....

OK why oh why oh why wasn't Book of my Life done during the Sacred Love Tour? Why didn't you do I burn for you during the same tour after telling everybody you would? My wife liked the Jason Rebello and You version of Walking on the Moon on the Sacred Love DVD - why wasn't that played throughout the tour?

Why does your websites member ship fee cost so darned much?

and When in bloody heck are we going to get a Sting Box Set and please tell me it will be loaded with live material!?

and finally (joking of course) if Kippers apple went in the air and broke would you give him the super glue and help him rebuild it?

and then... rumor has it you flipped off somebody whose user name is windtzu2 at Stingus.net - would you please appologize to this person?!

If I could ask Sting a question I'd ask him, if he could ask anyone in the world a question, who would HE ask, And what would the question be?

and he would say.... why you picking on kipper so much? Actually thats would be a good question to ask.

My question was going to be what on earth did you ever do to windtzu2?

I would ask him:

"If one of your children got turned by a vampire, and walked the earth as unholy and undead - a lifeless bloodsucking creature of the night - would you have killed it by several blows to its head with a shovel if you got 4 million dollars to do so? Would such a kill be easier with a specific child of yours?

I can just see it; me asking this question at a random book signing, Sting losing it, beating me into a bloody pulp, guards trying desperately to seperate his fist from my jaw, me having a memory to last a lifetime. (I'm pretty certain vulgar and detestable hypotheticals about killing his own children will spark his temper...)

Or, alternately, I could ask if if he would please sign my book. Yeah, maybe that's better.

Probablyme , I like your question. It would be interesting to know who Sting might respect and admire, or just to pick brains with. Tarancalime, keep going to your Asthanga classes, it is amazing how incredibly in shape you will be in. I regret not having the drive and time to devote to its pursuits. TheSting, and I thought I was demented.

... Sting, rumor has it in several other threads in this forum that you recently joined the likes of Micheal Jackson, Cher, and others by recently visiting a plasitc surgeon. Is this rumor true? And should we really give a rip?

I allready asked him...
He said he didn´t want rice :) What an asshole!

I'd ask for a kiss :-*

I'd ask him when he's gonna divorce Trudie... lol

Ok to be serious, I actually don't know what I would ask him if I should happen to meet him. I would like to ask him something... meaningful, not just some silly thing...

I feel a bit inspired by lola though, maybe I would ask him for a hug. I would love to kiss him as well, but I think I would rather find out what a hug from Sting feels like. I just LOOOOVE gettting hugs lol... There's nothing better than nice tight and warm hug from someone you love (well ok maybe there is, but let's not get into that...)

I would ask him to play at my next B-day and you are all invited. That is, if I like you. Lucky, I like you all.

OK...I should forget the rice thing refusal and ask him if...he still have the poem i gave him and if he read and liked it or not...don´t laugh ,this is importante to me :)

rice?? poem?? :-o U have to tell me that story!!!

I'd ask him would he consider doing an album of his favourite punk records,
{while his voice is still at it's peak}.He could re-record "Fall Out"," Nothing Achieving","Landlord" , & "Dead End Job" whist he has a killer band together{to put as bonus tracks on the Box Set that continues to never see the light of day ! ".
Spike.

Olá Lola ...isto até rima e é verdade,lol!
The rice story is a very simple one,so I can tell it!

don't know what u're waiting for :P tell iT!

Ýes,I keep myself waiting and waiting and waiting ,lol!
Can I write the story in Portuguese and if you want to can translate it ;) If worthy!

Bem,isto foi em Londres.
Havia uma inauguração do chamado Jardim Da Paz , promovida pela mulher do Sting a favor da Fundação pro Tibete!
Conheci excelentes pessoas aí,e assisti a algumas fantásticas lições de humanidade proporcionadas pelo Dalai Lama!
Bem ,nesse dia no espaço cerca do Museu da Guerra ,aí estava eu e a minha máquina fotográfica!
Claro que as destacadas figuras da Mrs.Styler e do DL estavam muitissímo bem integradas na paisagem;ao passo que eu e uma centena de anónimos apenas cirandávamos por alí!
Mas claro está que o melhor ocorreu quando eu tive a brilhante ideia de oferecer ao Sting alguns grãos de arroz,que eu tinha recolhido de cima da Mandala Cobreada,que o Dalai havia entornado,como um gesto de benção!
E depois...foi o fim da picada! ;)

lol! oferecer arroz ao Sting xD ok, tenho de admitir que foi uma ideia original.. o que é que ele achou?

Seria original se tal tivesse sido pensada...mas foi apenas um simple impulso...na verdade a história já vem de longe (sabes,como o constantino,lol)...mas enfim... ¿o que é que ele achou?

Do you wear boxers or briefs. If you were a tree,what kind of tree would you be?

I think I heard on an interview that Sting does indeed wear briefs

He wears both. He likes to change it up apparently -saw him interviewed. I would ask him why he NEVER sings IBFY in concert? Is it true Trudie doesn't want him to?

I would ask what the object is he wears around his neck.

Its a noose... oh wait thats whats around my neck about now :D

How about... how much would the Police fans have to pay you to have you do an album with the old boys?

Sting Pinky to mouth (Dr. Evil like)
"A hundred Billllioon dollars..."

Police fans... in unison - faint

Sting:

Roxanne fan... you're gonna have to give me back my pants tonight

I would ask him why, since he has sooo much money, it would hurt to charge just a little less for his concert tickets, or in fact why cant they be completely free?! :P

I would ask him : "Do you have a light ?". Then I would light my cigaret, and then I would thank him by a little snap on the cheek, saying : "Good boy". Then I would leave his sight singing : "Sending out a SMS, Sending out a SMS"

That would be cool !

I'd have to ask about his hair ...it baffles me. It disturbs me...for years.

The hair on his head, not his butt, for anyone whose mind isn't where it's supposed to be!

roxroe: It's dzibead from Tibet just ask dzibead or micra

Gonefishing: It's 100 gazillion dollars. Mooowahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Lady Dolphin: He doesn't set the prices for tickets and Sting solo is a lot cheaper than some artists. Man try and get a ticket for Kenny Chesney. Live Nation set the prices for The Police.

Ooh Brandnew: I love it that so may Europeans still smoke (so do I even though I know it's bad for me)

Sport! : I think he has had hair transplants. That's why he grew his hair longer there for awhile in 2004. They just transplant your natural hair into other parts of your head. OUCH!!!!!!!!

This ends the portion of "Just Ask Franny". I can always give you partial answers for your questions. Because I know NOTHING.

Yeah but if Sting said to Live Nation or whoever "make my tickets cheaper" they would have to wouldnt they? Im sure he could do that if he wanted to! Who's Kenny Chesney?! lol!

Why does Sting's hair disturb you Sport? I dont know why he always had to dye his hair blonde, it looked good brown too, thats his natural colour isnt it? Has he really had hair transplants? I didnt know that!!

I was going to say I would ask Sting for a kiss but on second thoughts that would be a bit weird!! :P

Only because he's been "losing it" for nearly 3 decades, yet it still seems to keep hanging in there... it defies biology, physics, and all of nature! Why do you think he has all of those cool, but goofy, hats?!?

I just want to get a good look at it...maybe run my fingers through it (clean intentions here folks!)... whoever does his hair does a good job with it. In all of the photos I've seen thoughout this tour, I haven't seen one botched hair yet!

I want to run my fingers through Sting's hair too! :D

I think his hairline receded when he was young, then maybe it just stopped, lol! He's not that old though, my dad is 64 and still has a full head of hair!

Well, who knew hair could be so interesting? :P

I wuld polite invite Sting to visit Romania and to explore all his deep spirituality. Some Tibetans and Indians know what i am talking abaut...r-OM-ania. I wonder also what are his predictions about this worlds future?? Did he ever try drogs? What's his favourite animal and car?? When he was a teacher ( was it? ) what was the shcoolgirl's name, that one who coulden't stand farr away from him :D ? His Dzibead...how many eys he got? how about years...is it a gift from someone? Did he ever speek to Dalailama? Did he ever cheat on Trudie? ( plss hope not ) And finaly i will ask him to take good care of his physique his voice and his legendary guitar.

I would ask this: if you filled lake Ontario with chicken broth how much chicken broth would that be?

Franny49: Hey, you sound like a cool Sting fan! Yes, I also discovered it is a dzibead that he wears around his neck. Do you know where/when/how he acquired it? Also, Sting is returning to Boston to play at Symphony Hall with Chris Botti, Yo-Yo- Ma and Steven Tyler ...

I don't now how cool I am but I have been on her forever. He did get that one in Tibet when he and his son Jake took a trip there a few years ago. Somewhere on these forums there is a picture of him and jake from that trip. I am sure someone knows when for sure. I just don't remember at the moment. I can't wait until the show with Chris hits DVD or PBS.

That's on HERE not her HERE Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

STing, how long will it take to make the Police album?

Sting, why is it some of your fans get a little bit too obsessive?!

OK OK im probably included in that!! :P

I'd ask him what kind of wine he would drink while watching the sunset in Tuscany.

Franny 49: The Sting/Botti concert will air on PBS in March, 2009. Thanks for the info regarding Sting's dzibead ... Have you pre-ordered the 2 DVD 2 CD set of the recent Police tour set to be released in November (The Police: Certifiable)? I saw the show twice and the show in Mansfield, MA with Elvis Costello was amazing!

I haven't decided yet because I don't know if the cd's are from the tour or there are just the same stuff as on all the other cd's. I have so many shows already. I don't know if I need it. I only saw the show in Omaha in May. But the memory will be cherished in my heart forever because it is one of the last things I got to do with my son.

Franny 49: "one of the last things you got to do with your son" ... how sad. I will not dive into your personal life, but that comment sounds so sad ...

The Police CD/DVD (Certifiable) is new --- it features the entire concert from Buenos Aires and extra bonus footage ... (I hope the "bonus" includes Madison Square ...)

I am really looking forward to the Sting/Botti conert this September - should be fantastic! And, I will have just returned from a tour of Tuscany --- Figline Valdarno not included ... :( ... Roxroe

Franny, I am sooooo angry there is no boot of Omaha concert! I promise I will search for it everywhere..... kisses from micra :-*

Uhm, I don't think I'd be able to say something...

Franny 49 -- where have you been? Haven't seen you writing lately ... oh, well ...
I am really looking forward to my trip to "Sting-ville" (Tuscany) ... Here's a little tidbit (which you probably already know) ... some people hear "A year has passed since I wrote my note" as, "A year has passed since I broke my nose" ... and, some hear "You make the best of what's still around" as "You make the best homemade stew around" ... go figure.

@roxroe: Franny had sadly more important things to do than writing on a Sting/Police Forum..... Real life hit when you are unprepared.... not that you can be prepared to lose a son anyway. But her loss happened probably in one of the worst circumstances. She needed time to mourne him...... and Sting was the last thing on her mind. I can only express my happyness when I read a post by her.... life must goes on, but I know how hard it is. I hope she can consider us her online family.....

Hey STing, how goes the ideas for the new Police album?

it goes nowhere

STing, make sure to incorperate the food pedals when writing the music for the Police album

yeah, especially that blackberry muffin pedal and lasagna pedal

in and out pedal

Franny & Micra --- I just saw Sting play with Chris Botti and Steven Tyler at Boston Symphony Hall 09-19-08 ... It was fantastic to see Sting perform and move to the music without his bass blocking his body! Too bad an elderly gentleman sufferred a heart attack half way through the performance ... Both Trudie and Steve's "Daddy" were present at the show ...